Quotes

You can expand this list by adding memorable quotes from streams!

"who, me? i'm just a little cat girl!" - mags

"haha, beeeeee :)" - rj

"much like a vampire, i too am allergic to a wooden stake through the heart, i never really understood that one!" - dean

"catboy polycule <3" - rj

"a bed? but mommy loves me most" - rj

"eat, don't eat, i don't give a fuck!" - dean, as a catboy

"relatable moment when you eat spicy food and lick your own asshole, ouch!" - dean.

"where do you wanna go when pizza's there? where do you wanna go when games are there? where do you wanna go when there's an... animatronic catboy? come on down to catboy freddy fazcats" - cat

"what are they teaching you in catboy school??????" - cat

"my plea is simple... i didn't do it." - ericc being sus

“water dry as fuck” - fuck

“You can take a break, I’m gonna go scoop the crack” - mamacat

"slommy

you don't have to        night

rox          you don't

light" - dean

"you can't keep burning the candle at both ends, dean, too much slommy! you've covered the candle in slommy!!" - cat

“i’m only interested in making things that are funny. so this sheep has a gun…” - dean

“come say hi to the wife and kids. the wife being [roommate] and the kids being his personalities.” - dean

"walmarts men section be having so much sex" - dean

"this is my jokerification." - cat, when dean had no fucking clue how to work her computer

“oh my god, christmas crocs. i want them. they look like sweaters. and they’re fur lined, fuck yeah.” - mamacat

"this was not a miracle, this was a curse." - cat, about ghost's Bamboo Shenanigans

"why did covid take away g-d's prettiest angels? FUCK" - dean, of course

"i do get gender envy, because i see italian pizza boys with fluffy hair and i want that" - dean (lightly paraphrased)

(absolutely fucking bass boosted and crunchy) "DEAN" - cat

"tell it to bestie over there, can't fuckin get it either" - cat

"ay ma, you a tapeworm? you tryna rearrange my guts?" - dean

"while i do rearrange guts, i also have the possibility of causing severe neurological damage"- dean, as the tapeworm

"couldn't help but notice that you have no hair on your sweater babe. who's this bald bitch we're fucking?" - dean

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO FRED." - cat

“I’m peeing in your bed.... wait- your bathroom” - dean, then proceeding to fall onto the floor

“goodnight, Big the Cat. go watch some game grumps and remember your roots” - maggy leaving my room

“It’s like lego dark mode except i can’t see” - cat

"i have been put in a situation that i cannot get out of without hurting somebody's feelings." - cat

"hey gang? you've pinged your last pong." - rj

"that was more scientifically accurate though- i'm gonna bang this on the ground now" - cat

"dean's guzzling balls, chat" - cat

"hold on your mom's on top of me" - dean

"oh i'm about to kill your mom, hold on" - dean

"oh, shooba derby!" - eric

"quick some times cats piss" - rj

"Yall suckp" - dean

"i don't know why i'm daddy warbucks," - dean

"your milk consumption logic does not make sense..." - rj

"i'm lactose intolerant, i shouldn't be chiming in on the milk discourse." - rj

"sloppy toppy is your undoing." - cat

"can we be honest with ourselves, just a little hony?" - dean

"dean, get your head in the game, i know you're thinking about the panty raid." - cat

"us chucklefucks might've ruined the moment," - dean again

"eating kids is keto" - dean, unfortunately.

"like arby's, we have the meats" - cat

"whoever redeems snackie time gets head, because that's dinner. ...is that a no-no?" - dean

"max would eat his young" - dean

"we need to control these balls." - eric

"master has given dobby a gun ball! dobby is cracked!" - eric, again.

"y'all know what a sea slug looks like?" - cat

"y'all ever seen a snail but NAKED and AQUATIC?" - dean

"something about his ethically-sourced human skin jacket doesn't seem so ethical!" - dean

"dean is build different, she's build out of old scraps of garfield comics. like papier mache" - mio

"if i die on the pavement, move me into the grass so the mushrooms can eat me" - bigcat

"i'll eat you i'm a mushroom" - mags